"Nacho Libre"

One of the funniest movies of all time. HAHA! But I have heard that this is one you either LOVE TO DEATH or LOATHE ENTIRELY. I am clearly the former. :) And this is also one of the most quotable movies in film history, even if you don't like the movie, itself. Here are some of the great lines:

Ignacio: Would you like to join me in my quarters, this night... for some toast?

Ignacio: So... let's get down to the nitty gritty. Tell me, who is this Encarnacion?

Encarnacion: Well, I like serving the Lord. Hiking. Play volley ball. My favorite animal is "poopies" and my favorite color is light tan.

Ignacio: You gotta be kidding me... Everything you just said is my favorite thing to do. Every. DAY!

Ignacio: You only believe in science! That's probably why we never win!

Stephen: We never win because you are fat!

Priest: Do you not realize that I have had diarrhea since Easters!?

Ignacio: Hey... let go of my blouse!

Ignacio: Do you remember that time... when everyone was shouting my name? And I used my strength to rip my blouse?

Stephen: Yeah, and I saw them knock you unconscious, alright?

Ignacio: Okay... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty... dead guy duty... Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Ignacio: Hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss.

Ignacio: Chancho! I need to borrow some sweats!

Chancho: Are you leaving us?!

Ignacio: NO, Chancho. I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweats!

Ignacio: Beneath the clothes... you find a man. And beneath the man, you find his..... nucleus.

Ignacio: I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny. And I will have my glory day in the hot sun.

Ignacio: Chancho... When you are a man... Sometimes, you wear stretchy pants. In your room.... Just for fun.

Priest: There is no flavor... where are the chips?

Ignacio: Somebody stole them.

Priest: Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?!

Ignacio: Those eggs were a lie, Stephen! They gave me no powers! They gave me no nutrients!

Stephen: Sorry....

Ignacio: Thank you for coming here, today. This man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman... a... lush garden, and.....a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace.

(My sentiments about this whole movie...)